Sunday, December 28, 2008

Straight to Hell M.I.A.!!!!

I'll admit it, I'm not always up to date with the latest singles in pop culture and music. Ask me anything about Lil' Wayne or T-Pain. I've heard of them, but mostly because they are always in trouble with the law. Anyway, I recently heard M.I.A.'s big single "Paper Planes" a lot lately, and found it resembling one of the greatest bands in the world (The Clash)'s song "Straight to Hell".
Yes, I understand rappers do "sampling". The song, aside from ripping off The Clash, is pretty stupid. The lyrics make absolutely no sense. I saw some videos of this small rapper, and she is absolutely terrible live. You can't understand what she is rapping. It may have something to do with that she is rapping over her song being played loudly over the speakers. Or maybe it's because she is terrible in general.
I don't know. No one will remember her in the next couple years 


Monday, December 22, 2008

Punk Rock Holiday songs

Everyone seems to love this time of the year. I despise the traditional holiday songs because at work, they play all day long. They rotate the same ones every time. It's enough to make you smash your head against a wall. Seriously. Well, thankfully, there are some pretty decent punk rock holiday songs that can help you through the holiday stress.

Auld Lang Syne-Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies (live)
Feliz Navidad-Voodoo Glow Skulls
Snake Oil Tanker-Alkaline Trio (acoustic)
The Grinch-Blue Meanies
Child on Christmas Day-Decibully

Happy holidays!


(these from 82)
"Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight) - The Ramones

"Blue Christmas" - Squirtgun

"Christmas (Baby please come home)" - New Bomb Turks

"White Christmas" - The Impossibles

"Grandma got runover by a reindeer" - Less Than Jake

and the greatest holiday song:

"Fairytale of New York" - The Pogues or No Use for a Name.

Friday, December 19, 2008

How do we mine for gold?

I was asked a few months ago how I discovered all the music I currently listen to. For those of us who despise top-40 rock radio, it's not that easy. Here are the main ways underground music-afficionadoes discover new artists:

1. Word of Mouth

Often, when we have friends or older siblings who enjoy the same music, they'll turn us onto a new band. I didn't grow up with an older sibling, so I discovered music that my friends were listening to. In my early teens, it was borrowing a Metallica or Sepultura cassette, taping it, then buying it as soon as I could afford it. In my late teens, it was my friend and ex-hockey teammate Pete who told me about Voodoo Glow Skulls and Unwritten Law when we first began discussing music. He was so correct about both, that I still listen to both bands to this day. My roommate in Minnesota used to have several thousand CDs and I could almost always find something new and interesting in his shelves.

2. Live experience

So often, we are blown away by an opening band at a show. We'd be there to see one group, but the opening band will be just as good or better and best yet, we may never had ever heard of them. AFI opened for the Offspring during their 1997 tour and that was the first time I ever heard of that then-hardcore band. One of my favourite underrated bands is Los Infernos. I happened upon them only because all the opening bands for the Invaders at the Globe in Milwaukee cancelled. Los Infernos were scheduled to play a 21-over show later that night and agreed to play the early set. I was probably the only person in the club that liked them, as the weren't a ska band like the Invaders.

3. Incest (the musical kind)

When a favourite band breaks up, members of that band scatter to form their own bands or join another band. It's easy to say "I liked Slapstick, I should try the band their singer formed after their breakup (Broadways) or maybe the band their bass player, guitar player and drummer formed? (Tuesday)" What about Joey Cape, the singer from Lagwagon, who keeps playing in different side projects like Bad Astronaut and his own solo deal? Since Lagwagon has so many fans, he's already got an eager fanbase when he wants to do something different.

4. Compilations

One of the best way for a label to advertise unknown bands is by issuing cheap compilations. I have countless comps I've purchased for $5 or less. When I began listening to punk, I basically bought something by every band on the "Survival of the Fattest" comp put out by Fat Wreck Chords.

5. Reputation of label

When I was young and had much disposable income, I would often order by mail every new CD from certain record labels because of their reputation for releasing good music. Asian Man Records and Fueled by Ramen used to have excellent bands and both labels got a lot of my money before their quality began to suck.

6. Used CD bins

Sometimes word-of-mouth comes from places other than trusted friends or relatives. The name of certain bands will stick in your head as something you might like based on a CD review so you file it away until that magic moment you find it in a used CD bin at Cheapo, Rasputin, Atomic or Amoeba. If it's cheap enough, why not take it home? You can always resell if you don't like it.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

California

Top 10 songs about people or places in California in no order:

"Berkeley Pier" - Tilt

"Hell looks a lot like L.A." - Less Than Jake

"Daly City Train" - Rancid

"San Francisco" - Alkaline Trio

"Goodbye California" - The Queers

"Los Angeles is Burning" - Bad Religion

"California Uber Alles" - Dead Kennedys

"Homesick" - Pennywise

"Down on Haley" - Nerf Herder

"She's from Salinas" - Sweet Baby

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Best guitarist in pop/punk music

Stephen Egerton of All/Descendents.



He's the underground's Angus Young, just with more than distorted blues scales.

And ALL is the most underrated band. Ever.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Best Front Men

The next group of people are some of the greatest front men in the music business. Some of these singers play guitar, but for the purpose of this post, they are being judged on their stage presence and vocal ability. 

Howlin Pelle Almqvist-The Hives
This guy is by far, one of the greatest front men around. He feeds off the crowd's energy and never gets tired. His scissor kicks and mic-swings always gets the crowd moving. After every song, he demands more claps and yells from the crowd to continue the show.

Milo Aukerman-The Descendents
A staple in punk rock band, Milo always rises above. His spastic stage presence and amazing vocals brought originality to the band. 

Joey Ramone-The Ramones
One of the greatest punk rock singers ever. He was lanky, dirty and snarled often. He is by far, the most iconic singers in the world.

Joe Strummer-The Clash, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros 
Along with Joey Ramone, Strummer is an amazing iconic singer. His one-of-a-kind vocals, great stage presence and strong passion puts him in rock n roll hall of fame.

Jessie Michaels-Operation Ivy, Common Rider
He fronted the legendary Operation Ivy, and could sing incredibly fast. He used his passion about politics and government issues to compose some of the greatest songs ever wrote.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

We've Got The Beat


And now, the best of the best on the skins. It took me a while to try to narrow down my list.
Being a drummer, I'm a big fan of a lot of drummers. But here are some of the most influential and overall, awesome drummers.

Derek Grant/ Glenn Porter (Alkaline Trio)
I put both of these drummers in (since they both play/played in Alk3) Glenn Porter was Alkaline Trio's first drummer. He played sloppy, fast and was the perfect fit for their early albums and 
e.p.'s. His stuff is still pretty difficult to play at times. Especially "97". It's all over the place, which worked well for them. 
Derek Grant, (their current drummer) is equally amazing. His work on Good Mourning is fantastic.  "Fatally Yours" Donner Party (All Night)" showcase his quick-hitting skills and fast fills. He's a major influence on my drumming as well as Glenn Porter. 

Dave Raun (Lagwagon)
Now typically, I don't care for drummers who can wail on the double bass, but his band Lagwagon are awesome. His quick foot work and fills are a force to be reckon with.  "Alien 8", "Choke" and "Stokin the Neighbors" are great songs to hear how this guy can rip.

Niel Hennessy (the Lawrence Arms/The Falcon/The Smoking Popes)
He is an amazing drummer who can play just about everything. His work on the Lawrence Arms album The Greatest Story Ever Told is awesome. The fills are technical, and he is a major influence on my current style. He recently took the reigns on drums for The Smoking Popes and plays with the same intensity. 

Vinnie Fiorello (Less Than Jake)
Last but not least, one of my favourite drummers rounds up my list. He doubles up on duties in the band writing lyrics and pounding the drums. Over the last 5+ years he has been ridiculed for not being that exciting of a drummer, for Less Than Jake, you don't need ridiculous beats and fills. He rips ska beats as well as fast punk. That's all that matters.




82 here: My choice is Bill Stevenson from All/Descendents:

The guy is in his mid-40s and can still play amazingly strange time signatures...


...and straight ahead pop-punk back in the day



And how could Mikey forget Josh Freese?



Skip to 2:14 of that vid if you don't want to hear the Vandals.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Masters of the 4-strings

Bassists. Often forgotten in the band, especially live. But if you're really talented, you'll stand out every time you hit stage. 82 Already listed the greatest bassist of all time, but along with Matt Freeman (of Rancid) are two some of my favourite bassists
Dan Andriano of Alkaline Trio and Roger of Less Than Jake.

Dan is not only a technical bassist, but sings and writes very very well. His bass playing in his early days were untouchable. Such master-pieces are "Goodbye Forever" and "Cringe". Although Alkaline Trio gets a lot of heat for some commercial success, his work on Agony and Irony go above and beyond.

Roger Manganelli of Less Than Jake tends to steal the show every time they hit stage. He plays so fast, it's almost impossible to rap your head around his skills. "Plastic Cup Politics" is a prime example of his attack on the bass. But at the same time, he can slow it down and play all over the fret board.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Matt Freeman



By far, he's the best bass player in music.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

And now, the best of the best

I've come up with some of the greatest musicians in the field of their instrument. This week I'm going to focus on a couple of the greatest piano, bass,guitar and singers of all time. And by all time, I mean in my most humble opinion. 

Today it's piano players. Two big names come to mind when I think of the best.
Ben Folds is one of the most creative piano players of all time. I've seen him perform at least 3 or so times and every time he performs, it's an amazing show. But it's not just his stage performance and the ability to improv. He has written some of the greatest songs. Some involving pain, others humor and growing old.  He plays with the most intense passion and at the same time, can make you crack up.
"Philosophy", "Still Fighting It", and "Landed" highlight a great list of his wonderful works of art, and on the other side "Rockin The Suburbs", "Hiroshima", and "Army" always bring a smile to your face. 



The second noteworthy piano player is a legend in many ways. He goes by The Piano Man, but is also known as Billy Joel. His songs are still song and enjoyed by many. One classic song that seems to never fade away is "Piano Man". It's probably the most played song at weddings besides whatever the flavor of the month is. Other classic songs are "The Longest Time", "New York State of Mind"  "The Downeastern 'Alexa'", "Only The Good Die Young" plus many others.
He seems to hold a special place in my wife's heart because our wedding song was "She's got a way", which was performed by her brother.  

Billy Joel is a fine piano player that remains a favourite among many. His classic songs warm up the heart and can usually get anyone singing. 


Friday, October 17, 2008

Oasis-Overrated and Un-original


The next group of sad saps is none other then Manchester's Oasis. They gained severe popularity in the mid 90's with their lousy singles "Wonderwall" and Champagne Supernova". A lot of bands like The Killers and the Arctic Monkeys are influenced by Oasis as well. 

I could never get into these guys. Mainly because Oasis overly rip off of the Beatles. I'm not a fan of them either, but I hate to see blatant copy-catting from some of the most arrogant musicians around. The last time my wife and I were driving I think "Champagne Supernova" was on the radio. I explained that the vocalist (Liam Gallager) has an obvious similarity to the late John Lennon.  She didn't think it was a complete rip-off of Lennon. It's not just the vocals either. Liam looks pretty damn close to John as well. How adorable. 

The music is so boring, that you could probably use any single for elevator music. It's THAT bland. That's all for now.




Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Most Overrated Bands

Today I'm going to start off a list of some of the worlds most Overrated Bands of all time.  Today, I'm going to highlight three bands at once since they are very similar in style and cult-like following. Dave Mathews Band, Phish and the Grateful Dead fall under the category "jam-hippy-stoner-bands". I never got into DMB. Their jam-rock never interested me. Mostly because Dave Mathews can't sing a note, and the music is quite boring. "Crash into Me" unfortunately always plays at work and it's just painful to listen to. You just can't understand a word this guy sings! A lot of avid drummers worship their drummer Carter Whatshisname, but I'm not that easily impressed. Overall, they're garbage.

Phish and The Grateful Dead both bore the living crap out of me. Playing a vacuum while jumping on a trampoline while tripping on acid is just a bit strange Phish. Improving songs for 10-15 minutes is also not very exciting. Does it even count as a song after 15 minutes? I don't know. Their fans follow them to the ends of the world too. Not sure where these burn outs get the money. The Grateful Dead never got my attention either. A lot of my friends would dig them, but I never did. Thank God for punk rock.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

This is a really good song

It was WAY too overplayed in the mid-1990s, but I just heard this song a few seconds ago and dammit, it's a great song.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Aaron Lewis-Lousy Vocalist Extraordinaire

The other day, My wife and I were driving around checking out houses. We had the radio on because I forgot to bring a CD. The local independent radio station was playing 3 songs in a row by certain artists, and at one point they played Staind. I never really cared too much to give any thoughts on these jabronis, but when I started listening to the lyrics and the overall vocals on this group, I just started to cringe. All three songs they tortured me with were so mind numbing. They were boring and had the same sloowwww beat and chorus. No real effort on any one's part. But with a boring front man, you'd be stuck playing whatever he could muster up.  I read in a SPIN magazine one time that Aaron Lewis, the lead singer is consistently high most of his days. All of his epically long songs are about heart break and love. Some punk bands and rock bands can write a good heartbreak song (see Alkaline Trio) and nail it perfectly. Aaron Lewis sounds like he records whatever he plays after finishing off a 4 joints and a carton of smokes.

So next time you're stuck listening to the radio, change the channel when Staind comes on.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Ok, okay

Since Mikey posted on his ascension to the drum throne, here's my story:

In fourth grade, my class sat in on a presentation by the orchestra, chorus and band leaders. Fifth grade was when we'd have the option to take one of those classes or Music Appreciation.

Orchestra came first and I fell in love with the Viola. I have no idea why, but I wanted to play it so bad.

Going home that day with the letter from the orchestra director indicating my interest, I was met with "no" from my mother.

Growing up in poverty, there was just no money for instrument rental.

Band's presentation was next. I wanted so badly to play the trombone after watching many many Badger hockey games on television Friday and Saturday nights.



Nope. Still no money for instrument rental, but a compromise was in store.

The school owned several snare drums, so rental of one wasn't necessary, so long as we all had practice pads and a pair of drum sticks. My grandparents bought me both and I became a drummer.

Avoiding a desired switch to tuba in sixth grade (still no money for rental) I was a drummer all through my school career. My grandparents finally bought me a snare drum when I was in seventh grade, but my parents never let me play it since we always lived in duplexes with non-understanding neighbors on the other side of the wall.

Not being able to decide on a career, I decided to study music in college and needed a drum set, so I spent most of my graduation money on a kit. I bought everything but the snare, using the old, mostly-unused one that had been in the basement.

I absolutely needed to learn to play this thing since I'd be in college ensemble classes within a few months, so I played along with the crappy slow Metallica that was being produced then and a really awful punk band we started that summer, the Rejeckts. The Rejeckts only had two song fragments before I stopped hanging with them.

College zipped by with my primary gigs being the ensemble and combo classes and a weekend jam session I'd have with two guitarists in Menominee Falls.

Towards the end of my school career, I learned that one of my favourite punk bands needed a new drummer. I went to St. Paul twice to "try out" for the position and eventually was invited to move up there to be Ferd Mert's new drummer.

I played nine shows with Ferd, several of those were headlining shows, but we did open for some pretty amazing bands, such as Cadillac Blindside, The Stereo and Pezz. We had an offer to open for the Ataris in Mankato, Minn., but had to turn that down when our bass player decided to see the Cranberries that night instead.

Ferd enabled me to travel throughout the great state of Minnesota, where I got to see places like Waseca, Owatonna (where our show was cancelled and we just played rollar hockey before driving home), Mankato, St. Cloud, Winona, Northridge, Minneapolis of course, and Duluth en route to Ironwood, Mich.

After I was no longer needed in that band, I moved to California where after a brief drum hiatus, I formed a band called Ogilthorpe. We played just a few shows, mostly in the Central Valley. We practiced in Gustine, which was on the west side of Merced County, kinda in the middle of nowhere. Our first show, however, was at a Gustine High School talent show, where we played two covers, one of California Sun and Bikeage.

Our first proper show was at Gustine Middle School, where we learned that we were too old and the punk too raw and old-school to win over the kids. The bands that played after us were mostly lalala pop-punk, emo and that grind-core crap. We sounded more like Black Flag and Naked Raygun.

One of our biggest problems was that we were four athiest/agnostics and finding a show in California's bible-belt meant cow-towing to the churches. Modesto has no all-ages venue, so all the punk bands around here were mostly Christian and would have shows in conjuction with local churches. We were once dropped from a bill because we had the f-word on our website. We were finally booked at that place after I removed it.

We did a few outdoor shows in the scalding summer heat. My cymbals were often too hot to touch when it was time to pack up.



That photo was from a show in Escalon at some church. It was a mega-outdoor fest where we were the first of many bands to play that day. It was hella windy and dust clouds were blowing across us. Not only that, but there were trains passing alongside the church property, which gave me something to watch while playing.

The highlight of Ogilthorpe's existance was probably the show we did in Oakland.



It was a late Wednesday night at the Stork Club on Telegraph Ave. in a nasty section of town. My brand new Lancer was parked across the street from the club and homeless people passed it constantly while shopping at the liquor store right next to it.

But we just tore that joint down.

We opened and our singer's new schtick was to completely freak out, tossing himself onto the floor and acting like a total spazz. The crowd ate it up. Despite being the opening act, we were begged for an encore. We eventually ran out of songs and had to leave the stage to wild applause.

We played just one more show after that and called it quits. I'd have loved to keep that band going, but I got burned out on the 30 minute drive to practice. To change things up, we changed instruments. Me on guitar and our singer on drums. Then, two of my bandmates moved to Lake Havasu and we were officially history.

I had been flirting with the Gutterballs for a while, initially, I was going to become a second-guitarist, but then their drummer moved to North Carolina and their singer/guitarist got hospitalized. A year later or so, drummer was back and things were satisfactory with their singer, so I was brought on as drummer and their drummer was "promoted" to rhythm guitar.

Practice at first was at our new guitarists' remote farmhouse in Clarksburg, which was a town about an hour away from Modesto, where the rest of us lived.

When he moved from that house, practice relocated to a friend's garage in Denair... it was absolutely sweltering and we got out of there as soon as we could, deciding to practice in our singer's apartment in Modesto. In the ghetto, I should add. No one minded, apparently.

We played precious few shows, but managed to record a CD at a studio that no longer exists.

Our bass player, who has been friends with our singer/guitarist for so many years, had moved to San Rafael and basically, moved on with his life, prompting us to disband.

That was two years ago and now I have no band. My drums are in our cellar... my hi-hat stand is whereever the rest of the Gutterballs equipment is.

I've decided to write music, specifically classical compositions with MIDI, though I miss performing and would love to reform the Gutterballs. Not likely to happen, though.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Behind the Skins-the oral history of a drummer

Ever since I was 10 or 11, I've been an avid drummer. My first show (on the drum set) was at a Variety Show at Kettle Moraine High School where I went for 4 years. It was a tribute to a close friend of the family that tragically died in a car accident. My friends and I played "Bro Hym" by Pennywise. They weren't as close to the late friend of mine, but wanted to play anyways. It was actually my first time on the kit. My older brother owned one, but I was too intimidated to play it. So thankfully, my buddy's brother didn't mind me playing his kit. For some reason, I had no issues picking up beats and fills on the kit AND on that PW song. Never took a drum set lesson either.  We ran through the song a few times and after a couple weeks, we hit the stage. We did quite well both nights despite the obvious nerves. After that show I felt so good that I just wanted to keep playing. After we played it on the second night, we had some girls run up in the hallway that wanted to tell us how great we sounded. I think after that moment, I knew I wanted to continue spreading the great gift of music.

A year later, I was quite fortunate to afford to buy my first and only drum set. I had saved all of my money from slaving away at the Kwik Trip in Wales.  It's a Forrest green CB kit. It's not the greatest kit in the world, but I still love it. In time, I had to replace a lot of things on it such as heads, the bass drum beater etc. That year, I met a stoner guitar player that got kicked out of Catholic Memorial High School. We formed a noisy lousy band with my neighbor called Captain Amoeba and the Cat Narcolepsy. It was a terrible name for a band, which worked for our quality.  We only had one show. The guitar player was late, and the bassist didn't show up. During our 3 song set (which seemed to go on for 20 or so minutes, he insulted everyone at the show. I think I quit the band that day and made the excuse that me and the bassist was going to form an 'emo' band (way before emo was a bad word) We never formed the emo band. And that was the end of the high School bands.

After high school, I started my years in college. I started a Ben Folds cover band with a bipolar girl I dated. 88 Miles to Melbourne. We played some shows including The Rave, and some house parties. The guitar player/singer (from the variety show) got a hold of me in 2003 to play some shows with him. We practiced at his house some crazy old covers like Jenny 867-5309, Mother, etc, and BAM! the Flanagans were formed. Our shtick was to dress up in silly wigs when we played live. At the same time, my little brother, his friend and I formed Don't Bother Asking, a heavy punk band. While the local skate park was still in the building process, I hosted a benefit concert and raised a mere 50 dollars. I showcased all three bands and played on 3 different sets. After that, Don't Bother Asking fell apart. 88 Miles to Melbourne was soon after that. Our relationship was a disaster so that was the end of our Ben Folds cover band.

When I started at Carroll College, I joined a ska band. It lasted two practices. Every time a member was missing, they canceled practice. During my Carroll years, I did get a couple more shows in with the Flanagans, which was a lot of fun. Unfortunately, T-Rex, our favourite venue couldn't keep up with the bills and closed down. 


This picture is from the Halloween show with the Flanagans. It was published in the New Perspective at Carroll College 

 One summer at Carroll,  I joined up with some musicians in Brookfield. They were more mature then the ska kids, but things didn't last either. The bassist got too busy with working, so things kind of fell apart. After graduation, I joined Fullbright Scholar, a progressive rock band in Oak Creek. I only lasted two practices with them before things quieted down. They were okay, but emphasised on blast beats and guitar solos, which are things I don't find exciting.

Currently, I am in the early stages of playing with an exciting group of guys on the East Side of Milwaukee.. No name yet. No real for-sure sound. Just taking things in from each member. Influences and ideas are floating and soon, things will begin to pick up. 
So there it is, all of the bands I have played in over the past 10+ years.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Decibully Sings Out for Milwaukee On a Hot Friday Night


Whenever Decibully plays a show in Milwaukee, I do try to make my best effort to catch them. Most of the time I'm stuck working, but luckily August 22nd, I was fortunate to make it to Turner Hall to watch them headline the night. Koufax, Celebrated Workingman and The Championship also played to a very crowded venue. We arrived a bit late and missed Koufax. From the few songs I heard on their myspace, they sounded alright. Celebrated Workingman was a different story. Musically, they were not bad, but I couldn't get passed the singer/frontman. I just didn't like the way he sang. Couldn't really understand what he was singing. The auxiliary player was pretty good. He was playing about 4 instruments per song including bells, a tambourine and others. My wife kept nudging me that he needed more cowbell. They were actually releasing their new album too, which they kept reminding the crowd took way too long to release.

The Championship was next. They were a more mellow Americana/Bluegrass feel, which I couldn't get into. They played a bit longer then I would have liked. Thankfully Decibully was next. Finally. With tall cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon in hand, everyone swarmed the floor. They opened with 'Child On X-Mas Day'. Not the greatest choice for an opener, but they went right into "Meg and Magill'. My dream some day, is to play the marching drum part to that song on stage with them. Ryan Weber always kills it on that song (on the marching drum).
They also played
'Sing Out! Sing Out! Sing Out!'
'I'm Gonna Tell you'
'Rid Of Me At Last'
'Penny Look Down'
'Let Me In My Lord'
'Little White Girl'
and a slew of new ones. From the sound of them, I can't wait for it to be finally released. The show was nothing short of fantastic. I think when someone asks me "Oh what does Decibully sound like"? or "What do they do"?, It's really hard to explain their sound. I think the best way to compare them, is to a tall glass of Guinness or perhaps a glass of wine. It's not for everyone, but the more you drink it, the more you love it. You have to be open to what Decibully can do. Everyone plays multiple instruments which makes a live show that much more fun.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A7X makes the cut too Worst Music Videos

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Avenged Sevenfold with Seize The Day.
This will probably get those kids who didn't like my humble opinion on Atreyu.....oh well
So here we have a lousy video from these cocky bums. Highlight of the video is the awful guitar solo on the casket as Mascara Shadow's "Girlfriend" is lowered into the ground. Oh, and the song is too long.

enough said.


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Worst Music Videos

Today, we're going to start a small list of some really lousy music videos. Kicking off the list is none other then those God-loving boys of Creed. From the Jesus poses to the overall lame song, Creed gets my first pick.



Friday, August 1, 2008

The worst top 40 song right now

A quick post:

I finally saw the video for the ubiquitous "I Kissed a Girl" song by Katy Perry.

Points:

1 - Katy Perry used to be a Christian artist (much like Avril Lavigne) who performed under the moniker "Katy Hudson."

2 - The song was written by "hit-maker" Dr. Luke and two others including Perry.

3 - Shouldn't the video actually show Perry kissing a girl? Instead we get posing, pillow fights and more posing.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

You know what really grinds my gears?!?


Hanna Montana. Miley Cyrus. Whatever she wants to go by. She is everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Internet, clothing stores, TV, newspapers...every kid loves her. Why? she sounds like every other over produced female teenager that fronts a band. Nothing special about her. They said this morning that she has raked in over 2 billion dollars! Her tickets to her shows sell better then the Rolling Stones. My father in law would be quite disgusted with that. But why does the nation love her so much? Can anyone answer that?Who knows. Hopefully this fad will go in the near future, and take High School Musical with it.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Less Than Jake Delivers an Entertaining Show @ Summerfest

Less Than Jake has been my favorite band for a very long time, and every time I can catch them live, they play a fantastic, solid set. Last year they opened for Reel Big Fish July 4th at Summerfest, and THIS year they headlined the Harley Davidson stage with Goldfinger opening as well as a slew of other ska bands. We arrived when Big D and the Kids Table were just finishing their set. Never really got into them in my ska days, but the crowd enjoyed their music and there were plenty of kids skanking. Goldfinger was next. I was into them when I was probably 13 or so years old, so it's been quite some time since I actually listened to them or have had any thoughts on their music. They played some classic songs like "Mable", "Superman", "Here in your Bedroom" and their most famous song, which happens to be a cover "99 Luft Balloons". My little brother made it on stage during "Mable" along with 30 other kids. Their drummer decided to pull a person out of the crowd and drink a Miller High Life Lite out of his nasty Chick Taylor. Next up was Gainsville's finest.

They came on stage to the theme music to The A-Team, and opened up with "Does The Lion City Still Roar?", which is the single off of their newest album GNV FLA. Unfortunatly during their opening song, the sound was really sketchy on Chris's vocals so we couldn't hear him too well. Later in the show Roger's wireless chord pack battery died during his bass solo for "Gainsville Rock City". Here is the set list in no particular order of what was played:
Ghost of You and Me
Look What Happened
The Science of Selling Yourself Short
Plastic Cup Politics
Gainsville Rock City
Does The Lion City Still Roar?
Summon Monsters
Conviction Notice
The Rest Of My Life
Automatic
Sugar In Your Gas Tank
Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts
Krazy Glue
Hows My Driving, Doug Hastings?
Dopeman

during the set there was a drinking contest between an old gentlemen and the tour manager, as well as "Who's the Dirty Rat?" and a dance off between a member of the Suburban Legends and some cocky kid pulled from the crowd. "Whos the dirty Rat?" is where Chris picked three smelly guys and one unfortunate girl out of the crowd to play this game where she (blindfolded) had to stick her nose into their armpits to see which one smelled the worst. She picked this guy (appropriately titled Mr. Duechebag from Chris) sporting sunglasses at night, a bad mohawk, a wife beater as well as some snaggley teeth. They had to dirty dance during "Conviction Notice" as well. During their encore of "Plastic Cup Politics", everyone was to whip their shirts around their heads in a helacopter-like motion. It was pretty funny. Also, Chris had this idea that he would get everyone to sit down (on the benches) and then do a huge wave like at a sporting event. It was pretty funny.

It was quite the entertaining night, with some classic songs, and a few brand new ones. If you can catch them on their Shout it Out Loud tour, try to. It was a good time had by all.


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Alkaline Trio Performs Solid Classic Set @ Summerfest

It started out being quite a muggy afternoon due to the consistent rain down pouring throughout the day, then stopping, then starting again. By the time my brother and I got to Summerfest, the weather looked good at the time. There were three opening bands. One of them hailed from Kentucky, but the name escapes me. They weren't too bad. The second band I recognized. The A.K.A's from Philly. They were alright. They defiantly played the crowd and had some good fun. The singer didn't like the kids sitting in the front row that weren't standing up on the bleachers. It basically poured during a good half of their set. The drunks around us seemed to enjoy the rain. The last of the opening bands was a local band (I once again can't recall their name). They were alright, but I somewhat doubt this was their kind of crowd. Kramp and Adler (the two 102.1 radio DJ's that announced them) said they were the first radio station to play them before they released a CD. I wasn't that impressed.
Then came Alkaline Trio.

There was a cold chill coming from the Lakefront as the Chicago-based band took the stage. They opened with "Private Eye", which had all of the benches bouncing. After that song, they went right into "Clavicle" off of their Goddammit CD. There was very little said between songs, which is typical of any Alkaline Trio song. I think they prefer to pack as much songs as they possibly can. In no particular order, the rest of set list went like this:

Time to Waste
Mercy Me
In Vein
Help Me
Calling All Skeletons
Lost and Rendered
I Lied My Face Off
Goodbye Forever
Blue Carolina
This Could Be Love
Crawl
Armageddon
I Found Away
Love Love, Kiss Kiss

I think the highlight of the night was when they played "Blue Carolina" because I don't recall them ever playing that song live. You can tell from the set list that there was a pretty good split of the brand new songs from Agony and Irony, and the back catalog. The new songs they played were pretty great.  Love Love, Kiss Kiss (despite the org haters) is a really great song filled with classic Dan lyrics. 

I think the only new song that everyone knew some lyrics were to the single "Help Me", which has grown on me nicely. 
Behind us for a solid 45 minutes were kids yelling for "Radio". Of course Alkaline Trio came back for an encore to play it. They've been finishing with that song for quite some time. So with that in mind, everyone was belting out the chorus as loud as they could.

Overall, the night was a great time. Despite spending most of the night soaked and balancing on a slippery 6-inch beam (which felt more like a surfboard) my bro and I had fun.
I recommend checking them out on tour.


Pictured Below is Dan.

Friday, June 27, 2008

On my hit list.

Kathy Griffin has been driving me nuts lately.

Honestly, I wasn't even really aware of her until she was in Modesto two years ago and despite selling out a show at our venerable State Theatre, refused to be interviewed for our paper's cover story.

Apparently, the publicist says they do no press when the show is sold out.

That seemed a bit silly and pretentious to me, but lately....

She's EVERYWHERE!

I have news for you, lady - self-depreciating humour gets old fast. You are NO LONGER on the d-list, you twit.

I wish I'd have gotten a picture of it when I was in Hollywood last week. There's a huge billboard for her stand-up routine on the Sunset Strip. I think when that happens, you're no longer on the D-list... winning an Emmy probably gets you on the A-list, since everyone now knows who you are and has an opinion of you, favorable or otherwise.

Her TV show probably keeps me in shape. It's hard work running to the TV to change the channel when I can't find the remote!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Just what will it take for these guys to please you?

So two of my favourite bands are releasing brand new CDs in the next 2 weeks. Alkaline Trio is releasing Agony and Irony on July 1st and Less Than Jake is releasing GNV FLA on June 24th.
Both are also receiving major pressure from their fans and critics for some major reasons. 

First off Less Than Jake. My favorite band of all time. They split with Warner to form their own record label Sleep it Off. In With The Out Crowd didn't receive alot of great reviews from the "old fans" and it seemed to leave a mark on the band as well. They had help for the first time with writing some of the songs, and that didn't seem to go well with those "fans". The people that liked the earlier material (mostly because of some great ska tunes) expected the same thing. They wanted Losing Streak in 2006. Well like most bands, LTJ wanted to progress as a group and wrote some serious songs as well as material that wasn't "ska". Like I mentioned, it didn't go so well with the critics. So with GNV FLA, they recorded at Atlas Studios in Chicago, IL and have been promoting the new album like crazy in the Myspace world. I for one, am stoked. I've heard a few songs and love them already. They sound better then ever, and can't wait till June 24th. These guys have been playing for a very long time, and for the last 10+ years, have heard "return to your ska roots bla bla bla...". Whether or not there are "ska" songs on the record, I can't wait.

Alkaline Trio also is releasing a new record as well. They too, didn't receive any awards for Crimson with the elite fans. Granted, its a darker album, which isn't shouldn't surprise anyone, but the elite fans expected less-polished songs about drinking and alcohol which got them where they are in the first place. Just like LTJ, they progressed as a band and were writing songs different from the Goddammit years. So I've heard some of Agony and Irony, and I'm not sure if I'm liking it more or less then Crimson. "Help Me" is the new single, and it's very catchy and playing on some radio stations already. Just like "Time to Waste" did when Crimson came out. It seems with every new song, the band gains more haters. People expect the same thing, but are getting something they can't stomach because they are stuck with an album they fell in love with. 

So to end this rant that I have been thinking over and over in my head, we as fans can't expect a band that has played for 10 years or more to repeat the same material and sound they started with. Music changed for the better or worse no matter what the fans gripe about. If you strongly dislike an album, don't buy it, and shut up.


Thursday, June 12, 2008

Why, people?

Easily the most ridiculous pop-culture status symbol is the bluetooth headset.

Not only does it make the wearer look like the guy from Star Wars, but it makes it appear that nothing is more important to them than an imminent phone call.





And apparently, they don't realize how silly it is to walk around appearing to talk to themself.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Tick Tick Boom! The Hives blow up the Rave.

Pompous Swedish attitudes, sharp clothing, blistering punk rock songs. Who else could I be talking about but the Hives. May 18th they headlined a fantastic show at The Rave/Eagles Club in Milwaukee Wisconsin which goes into the books as one of my top favourite concerts of all time.
 The opening band Locksley came on about 15 minutes late, which pissed off a good amount of the crowd. You could hear the yells "You're late" from some of the fine gentlemen of Milwaukee. The band seemed to have a good response from the ladies though. They weren't the worst opening band in the world, but they sound way better on their myspace.

After a very long period between set ups, The Hives finally took the stage. As soon as their signature red neon sign lit up, everyone took out their camera phones and started snapping pictures. The intro music was an instrumental song from their latest The Black and White album called " A Stroll Through Hive Manor Corridors". They opened with "Hey Little World" which is also off of the new album. Following that was "Main Offender" from Veni Vidi Vicious.  "Main Offender" is one of two Hives songs off that Godawful Rock Band gamers are obsessed with, so you can imagine how excited the crowd got. The Hives exploded a 65-minute set including other fantastic numbers like "Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones", "Die, Alright!" "You Dress Up For Armageddon" "Walk Idiot Walk" and a slew of others. 

After finishing "Won't Be Long", Howlin' Pelle (which maybe one of the best front men of all time") stated to the audience "One, it was fantastic. Two, there seemed to be a shortage of claps. Three, I will give you another chance to clap louder". The crowed roared and clapped as loud as they could. Pelle exclaims "Okay good, everything is restored to order".

They returned for an encore which included  "Bigger Hole To Fill",  "Hate to Say I Told You So" and "Return The Favour". Pelle asked the audience after finishing "Hate to Say I told You So" "Now how the Hell do we follow up THAT?!", right before going into "Return The Favour". 

If there is one band to see in your life time, go see The Hives. Even if you only know "Hate to Say I Told You So", it's an amazing experience. They interact a ton with their crowd from Howlin' Pelle getting into the crowd singing, to Chris Dangerous throwing out drum stick after drum stick. They are still on tour so if they come to your town, go enjoy yourself.



Thursday, May 15, 2008

Uh, what is it then?

Let's talk beer - or beer commercials, at least.

In the seemingly unwinnable war between macro and micro brews, there is a new Budweiser radio commercial that tells us:

...this beer isn't a Bock, or an Ale, or a Cherry Wheat or a Berry Wheat, or a trendy Microbrew - but it is the perfect mix of taste and refreshment.



I wanted to scream when I first heard this commercial. After all, Budweiser is one of the most tasteless beers ever created. Excuse me, it's beer-flavoured water.

But the more I thought about it, the more I felt sorry for them.

After all, Bud-Coors-Miller have been making the same taste-alike product for well over 100 years. Someone once said that it takes skill to make something for that long that tastes consistently like nothing.

OK, I'm done feeling sorry for them. If you're a real beer-drinker, you drink it because it's tasty, not for the buzz.

****

The TV Bud commercial I've been raging about has been the one set in the bar where the bartender - of course, an attractive blonde - educates several men dressed-to-impress on the history of Budweiser. Nowhere, is the loud, obnoxious music normally played in a bar, prompting that bartender to shout "what?" when you try to order. Nowhere is the cloud of smoke that is ever-present in 90 percent of America's bars. It's a really pleasant setting... which would make you actually want a beer you can enjoy. Not Buttwiser.

****

My all-time least favourite commercials right now are the Cadillac commercials that have been running.

http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/model/gallery.jsp?primary=5&model=cts&nid=1&sid=0&id=4

Apparently, it's some bigname acress I've never heard of in them.

Her monotonous tone just drives me up a wall.

I think, but can't confirm, that she was also in the Cadillac commercial where she lists the things her husband has got her for x-mas or anniversary. Of course, they're high-priced, rich-person things like a country club membership and other crap a typical female wouldn't want. Of course, he redeems himself by getting her the car she's currently shilling.... in that monotonous voice.

Here's another: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4393080544546802938&q=cadillac+commercial&ei=ENYsSLbpJJGcqgPPr-G1CQ

What a great line, "when you turn your car on does it return the favour?"

Ugh, I want to put a baseball bat to her car right now.

Another Cadillac commercial that's not as obnoxious (since she's not in it), but kind of a head scratcher:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31797597

What exactly does that tag line mean: "...if you're not into all of that, there's just one thing to do - graduate."

I have graduated. I drive a mini-van now.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

No flippin' wonder!

I thought it was embarassing that I continue mixing up Miley Cyrus' music with Paramore.

Everytime that "crush" song would come on our local mega-corporate radio affiliate, I'd ask my wife if it were Hanna Montana. "No," she'd mutter. "It's Paramore. I told you that last time."

Well, apparently, they sound so similar because they're BFFs.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Fall Out Boy-Thanks for the Mmrs Part 6

"I only think in the form of crunching numbers"...


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hannah Montana is not immune... Part V

Miley Cyrus has all kinds of innane lyrics, but here's a gem from one of the songs, I've heard my nieces singing, "Start all over"
You disrupt me

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Part 4- Panic At The Disco


I chimed in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door!"...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Part III Soulja Boi

Soulja Boi-Crank Dat

"Watch me lean and watch me rock"


Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Part II - Leona Lewis - "Bleeding Love"


"But nothing's greater than the rush that comes with your embrace..."

Monday, April 14, 2008

Welcome to the absurd lyrics of pop music Part 1

In a series of posts, we will pair up totally absurd lyrics with a photo to make the lyrics make sense.

In part one, we have a popular song, Jordin Sparks with Chris Brown "No Air"


It's so hard for me to breathe, no air, air
no air, air.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday, April 4, 2008

We've all been there



Admit it.

You pride yourself on calling them 'shows' instead of 'concerts' like the rest of mainstream America.

You carefully choose your outfit before each show, being careful to not wear a t-shirt of a band that's playing - preferably wearing the most obscure t-shirt in your wardrobe.

And lastly, you listen incessantly to the band you're going to hear to 'study' for the show.

There is very few experiences quite like attending a show and being able to sing every word back at the band. Hardcore shows are quite similar, except it's much more common for the singer to shove the mic in the 'front row choir's' faces during the singalong parts.

My favourite of the three hardcore shows I've been to at The Globe in Milwaukee was the first Link 80 show. This was in 1997... I still had the mullet and was probably the only one in the small crowd that knew the lyrics to their songs. Accordingly, Nick (RIP) not only took a request from me (the band told me before they played it "you're going to sing it") but came to me to shove the mic in my face for all the singalong tunes, including the song 'Nothing Left' whereas the band stops playing leaving just the solo vocal "nothing to say!" which I got to take. I remember one of my friends being totally floored that all that attention was paid to me, but he studied for the second Link 80 show, but so did many others. During that show, there was a group crowded around the mic for those parts, but Nick did toss me the mic for one song and I held it out for our 'choir' to sing before tossing it back onstage for him. If I remember correctly, his leg was in a cast, so his usual jumping around was inhibited, as was his crouching at the front of the stage to share the mic.

Later that year, we saw AFI at the globe... this was pre-goth AFI, back when their singer still had short hair and didn't need to be surrounded by security. They shared the mic for that show also, but not nearly as much, as there was more of a crowd.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Over his dead body...

I just noticed that the current edition of The Bachelor is subtitled "London Calling."



Anyone else find it interesting, the trend going on here? Ever since Joe Strummer died, it seems Clash references are being made left and right.

Not only are there Clash shoes (which I doubt were made with sweatshop-free labour... although I can't find confirmation of that) but now the Bachelor? For shame Mick Jones. I know it's you.



What about their version of Toots & the Maytals, "Pressure Drop" being used in the Jaguar commercial? It's pure lunacy.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Where have all the rude boys gone?

(Disclaimer: I'm not the type of person who tries to define "punk" and compare every band on some punk-o-meter, but I take issue with the fans)

It seems like just yesterday, when kids who listened to "punk" were all about spitting at the major labels and doing worse towards the bands who signed with them.

The dream for many a "punk" band was to play Gilman or sign to Fat Wreck or Epitaph.

That's all changed now.

Today, we are rehashing the 1980s. All mainstream music is now based on looks and substance is left by the roadside. Granted none of these bands consider themselves punk - look no further than FOB covering Michael Jackson and MCR covering every cheesy 80s metal band there was -- but their fans think that they're "punk."

"Dude, there's nothing more punk that being all for major label control of EVERYTHING!"

That reminds me of the whole BS line Billie Joe Armstrong (I like Green Day, but dude...) fed about "Time of your life" being the most punk song they wrote because it had a string part.

Most lyrical content of FOB, MCR and that Disco band are comparable to Motley Crue, Warrant, Ratt and Kiss.

All songs are about personal gratification and the current dream amongst all these younger bands is to create a fashion line.

I can only say how happy I am that independent labels exist, to allow me to escape the radio and MTV.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

My humble opinion on Guitar Hero and Rock Band

So Guitar Hero has been around for a year or so. Kids everywhere are glued to that plastic guitar punching combos to their favorite bands like AC-DC, A7X, Kansas etc etc...In a way, the way you play the game reminds me of an old game for Playstation called Parappa-the-Rappa...Only 82 would understand that. Nevermind.

Anyway, last X-mas brought Rock Band, a totally exciting 'new' way to jam out to bands. You could be the drummer, the singer or the bassist now. But really, are you actually "playing" these songs? First of all, the singer position: The one who chooses to sing, sings to lyrics flying across the screen. Sounds strangely familiar to the infamous karaokeeing that has been going on for decades. Whether you are in a dive on a Thursday night singing karaoke, or in your living room with your 8 year old brother playing Rock Band, More Than A Feeling still sounds the same. The only difference is that you won't get beer thrown at you from your 8 year old brother.

The position that bothers me the most is the drummer. Now I've been a drummer for 15+ years, you'd expect a guy like me to think it was a cool idea to incorporate my instrument. Wrong. The drummer gets four individual pads and a bass drum pedal, and when a drum fill comes up, the pads go from cymbals to toms. Just like in real life! wait, that's nothing like in real life. Die-hard fans of Rock Band boast that if you can play the drum parts on hard or expert or whatever the highest level is, you are talented enough to play in a band. Right, because on typical drum sets, we can click on the tom to turn it into a cymbal, and follow notes and patterns on a screen. Hardly. I like to improve on the drums no matter what the song is, so I don't think Rock Band would be for me. I hardly doubt that's a feature too.

Last year, the kids at where I worked would talk about how they can play such-and-such on expert and get 5 stars! Who really cares? Can they pick up a real guitar and play the song? doubtful. Playing Guitar Hero doesn't make you a musician. It shows that you feel safer playing  the song on a plastic guitar, then going out and learning the song on a real one, which you could probably find a good deal on at the same price Rock Band is. Playing the song in your house is nothing like playing in front of an audience on stage. So Rock Band musicians, put down your fake instruments, and head to your nearest Guitar Center. You'll thank me.


Saturday, March 1, 2008

2008 is looking hopeful

So Some of my favourite bands are hitting the studios and releasing new material this year. While I'm listing them, you, the reader should pick up something by them if you have never heard of them. First of all, Hometown heros Decibully should have something out this year. Last time I talked to Ryan Weber and William Siedel, the record is practically done, with some minor tweaks left to accomplish. Weber was in Austria for a good portion of 2007, so the album was sitting on the back burner. I anticipate a release this year with many shows.

No Use For A Name just released a song entitled "Biggest Lie" which will be off their new record 'The Feel Good Album of the Year". It's fast and heavy and has sound similar to their old stuff. I'm a fan of Keep Them Confused, but this song is very cool. Their new album hits stores this year.

Alkaline Trio will be releasing their Goddammit redux reissue this year. 08 marks the 10 year anniversary of their finest album, so they rerecorded the material with a DVD. It hits stores this month. They are also in the studio working on the follow up to Crimson.

My favorite band of 2007 is hitting the studios as well. Lawrence Arms have been getting bombarded with people telling them to please release something in 2008. Looks like they will be recording again, as well as The Falcon minus Dan since he is working with the Trio. 

Flogging Molly's new record hits stores March 4th. They always have something new and exciting with every album.

that's all for now.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

I cannot emphasize enough how much I completely detest KISS.

There are so many millions of reasons to hate them that I can't even list them all. Maybe it's the fact that they're marketing geniuses, since they certainly aren't musical geniuses.

In any case, try this on your bad-ass KISS army neighbor:

Guess who co-wrote their signature tune, "Rock N Roll All Night"...



That's right. Check it out.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Atreyu-singing about makeup for your teenagers & getting sponsored by Maybalene


So at my new job, I listen to iTunes radio stations. I can't handle the constant dance music they blare throughout the building. Every day at least twice a day, Atreyu come on one of the stations and everytime I hear them, I have to wonder "why are these guys so damn popular?" Their songs are hardly catchy, and the guitar solos are pretty lousy. They try to have this tough look and sound, but the songs are hardly masculine. Check out this line from the song "Bleeding Mascara"
Oh How Pretty she is, when she falls down and there's no beauty in bleeding mascara lips are quivering like a withering rose
Oh, these guys don't just write about mascara. Nope. They've got your lips covered too with the song "Lip Gloss and Black". Fantastic eh? If this isn't enough to turn you away from this band, there is a song that always comes on and it's titled "Falling Down". No biggie, but the song has a part where it rips off of a classic Green Day song. Hitchin a Ride. Not cool. What's with all these bands ripping off parts from other good or not so good bands? Atreyu rippin Green Day, Finger 11 ripping  a Skid Row song...No original material anymore among top 40 bands. They've already got the mainstream success, now they are proving how easy it is to steal from the past.
Enough ranting. Don't see Atreyu when they play Taste of Chaos. If you accidently buy tickets to that Godawful show with Avenged Sevenfold, TRY to get your money back. Or sell them to your local Middle School or scary freshmen walking down the street.

Rounding out the top 10 songs of all time

10 - Counting Down the Hours - Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
9 - Devotion - The Stereo
8 - only lovers left alive - The International Noise Conspiracy
7 - Alright - The Lost Patrol
6 - Postage - All

Monday, January 28, 2008

My top five of all time

Top five songs of all time:

5. Accident Waiting to Happen - Billy Bragg

4. The Brightest Bulb has Burned Out/Screws Fall Out - Less Than Jake

3. Me & Mia - Ted Leo & The Pharmacists

2. Berkeley Pier - Tilt

1. Save Me - Unwritten Law

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

So jazzed

Lately, I've been polishing off my jazz CDs and having a listen to them. I'll admit, I'm not the foremost expert on jazz, so it makes excellent background music, especially on the rainy days we've been having lately.

Let it be said that when I hear jazz, particularly hard-bop, I find myself dreaming about sitting near a rain-soaked window in a high-rise apartment in a big city.

Now, I've gone in a big circle with jazz. My high school concert band played a tune called 'Big Band Signatures' when I was a senior and I bought the Benny Goodman Story soundtrack to obtain several of the more familiar tracks like 'Sing, Sing, Sing,' 'Let's Dance' and 'One o'Clock Jump.'

When I got to my music program in college, the emphasis was on the small combo. I have vivid memories of my late drum teacher asking us what we wanted to learn that semester. I told him that I wanted to learn to play jazz. I had just bought my first drum kit and only could play rock rhythms. He asked me if I owned any jazz albums and I told him about the Benny Goodman disc. He told me - and I found myself a little offended by this at first - that he wanted me to think beyond that.

He had me buy a copy of Jimmy Smith's 'The Sermon!' and told me the key was to listen to the title track and play along with Art Blakey's consistent swing.

I never could last 20 minutes, but I got the idea and began to harbor a silly vendetta against the jazz as 'shoved down our throat' at school. I played the obligatory jazz tunes in my combo and ensemble classes while openly wanting to play some rockers.

It wasn't until my final semester at school that I began to realize how much of an impression the small-group jazz songs I played made on me.

My favourites from school were 'Line for Lyons' (Gerry Mulligan), 'Maiden Voyage' (Herbie Hancock), 'Afro Blue' (John Coltrane), 'Stolen Moments' (Oliver Nelson), 'Speak no Evil' (Wayne Shorter) and the one that introduced me to the genius of Miles Davis 'So what?'

The life-changing moment for me was while on a lunch break at the Grand Avenue Mall, I found a used vinyl copy of 'Kind of Blue'at the Music Recyclery.

I now own 95% of the Miles Davis accoustic catalog, while not being able to appreciate any of his fusion after 'In a Silent Way.'

I persuaded my in-laws to take my wife and I to the Monterey Jazz Festival in 2001 where Miles and John Coltrane's 75th birthday was celebrated with the playing of some of their standards.

The Moment for me of that entire festival was seeing Ravi Coltrane performing with so much of the energy of his father. I have yet to purchase any of his works, but have planned on doing so for years afterwards.

I have long wanted to assemble a small-group to play some of the classic jazz from the 1950s and 60s.

That said, I take issue with the 'jazz' scene in my little neck of the woods.

There are many 'jazz' groups out here and I've been invited to watch/listen and maybe 'jam' with them. My problem is they are those traditional/big-band/Dixieland jazz groups that I find antiquated and much too stodgy.

I've been asked more than once if I can play 'streetbeat.' My reply is "what the hell is that?"

So, I continue to languish, laughing at those who speak of 'trad-jazz' like it is the only jazz worth listening to, while proudly blasting 'A Love Supreme'from my stereo turntable.