Sunday, February 17, 2008

I cannot emphasize enough how much I completely detest KISS.

There are so many millions of reasons to hate them that I can't even list them all. Maybe it's the fact that they're marketing geniuses, since they certainly aren't musical geniuses.

In any case, try this on your bad-ass KISS army neighbor:

Guess who co-wrote their signature tune, "Rock N Roll All Night"...



That's right. Check it out.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Atreyu-singing about makeup for your teenagers & getting sponsored by Maybalene


So at my new job, I listen to iTunes radio stations. I can't handle the constant dance music they blare throughout the building. Every day at least twice a day, Atreyu come on one of the stations and everytime I hear them, I have to wonder "why are these guys so damn popular?" Their songs are hardly catchy, and the guitar solos are pretty lousy. They try to have this tough look and sound, but the songs are hardly masculine. Check out this line from the song "Bleeding Mascara"
Oh How Pretty she is, when she falls down and there's no beauty in bleeding mascara lips are quivering like a withering rose
Oh, these guys don't just write about mascara. Nope. They've got your lips covered too with the song "Lip Gloss and Black". Fantastic eh? If this isn't enough to turn you away from this band, there is a song that always comes on and it's titled "Falling Down". No biggie, but the song has a part where it rips off of a classic Green Day song. Hitchin a Ride. Not cool. What's with all these bands ripping off parts from other good or not so good bands? Atreyu rippin Green Day, Finger 11 ripping  a Skid Row song...No original material anymore among top 40 bands. They've already got the mainstream success, now they are proving how easy it is to steal from the past.
Enough ranting. Don't see Atreyu when they play Taste of Chaos. If you accidently buy tickets to that Godawful show with Avenged Sevenfold, TRY to get your money back. Or sell them to your local Middle School or scary freshmen walking down the street.

Rounding out the top 10 songs of all time

10 - Counting Down the Hours - Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
9 - Devotion - The Stereo
8 - only lovers left alive - The International Noise Conspiracy
7 - Alright - The Lost Patrol
6 - Postage - All

Monday, January 28, 2008

My top five of all time

Top five songs of all time:

5. Accident Waiting to Happen - Billy Bragg

4. The Brightest Bulb has Burned Out/Screws Fall Out - Less Than Jake

3. Me & Mia - Ted Leo & The Pharmacists

2. Berkeley Pier - Tilt

1. Save Me - Unwritten Law

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

So jazzed

Lately, I've been polishing off my jazz CDs and having a listen to them. I'll admit, I'm not the foremost expert on jazz, so it makes excellent background music, especially on the rainy days we've been having lately.

Let it be said that when I hear jazz, particularly hard-bop, I find myself dreaming about sitting near a rain-soaked window in a high-rise apartment in a big city.

Now, I've gone in a big circle with jazz. My high school concert band played a tune called 'Big Band Signatures' when I was a senior and I bought the Benny Goodman Story soundtrack to obtain several of the more familiar tracks like 'Sing, Sing, Sing,' 'Let's Dance' and 'One o'Clock Jump.'

When I got to my music program in college, the emphasis was on the small combo. I have vivid memories of my late drum teacher asking us what we wanted to learn that semester. I told him that I wanted to learn to play jazz. I had just bought my first drum kit and only could play rock rhythms. He asked me if I owned any jazz albums and I told him about the Benny Goodman disc. He told me - and I found myself a little offended by this at first - that he wanted me to think beyond that.

He had me buy a copy of Jimmy Smith's 'The Sermon!' and told me the key was to listen to the title track and play along with Art Blakey's consistent swing.

I never could last 20 minutes, but I got the idea and began to harbor a silly vendetta against the jazz as 'shoved down our throat' at school. I played the obligatory jazz tunes in my combo and ensemble classes while openly wanting to play some rockers.

It wasn't until my final semester at school that I began to realize how much of an impression the small-group jazz songs I played made on me.

My favourites from school were 'Line for Lyons' (Gerry Mulligan), 'Maiden Voyage' (Herbie Hancock), 'Afro Blue' (John Coltrane), 'Stolen Moments' (Oliver Nelson), 'Speak no Evil' (Wayne Shorter) and the one that introduced me to the genius of Miles Davis 'So what?'

The life-changing moment for me was while on a lunch break at the Grand Avenue Mall, I found a used vinyl copy of 'Kind of Blue'at the Music Recyclery.

I now own 95% of the Miles Davis accoustic catalog, while not being able to appreciate any of his fusion after 'In a Silent Way.'

I persuaded my in-laws to take my wife and I to the Monterey Jazz Festival in 2001 where Miles and John Coltrane's 75th birthday was celebrated with the playing of some of their standards.

The Moment for me of that entire festival was seeing Ravi Coltrane performing with so much of the energy of his father. I have yet to purchase any of his works, but have planned on doing so for years afterwards.

I have long wanted to assemble a small-group to play some of the classic jazz from the 1950s and 60s.

That said, I take issue with the 'jazz' scene in my little neck of the woods.

There are many 'jazz' groups out here and I've been invited to watch/listen and maybe 'jam' with them. My problem is they are those traditional/big-band/Dixieland jazz groups that I find antiquated and much too stodgy.

I've been asked more than once if I can play 'streetbeat.' My reply is "what the hell is that?"

So, I continue to languish, laughing at those who speak of 'trad-jazz' like it is the only jazz worth listening to, while proudly blasting 'A Love Supreme'from my stereo turntable.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

The Hives-Black and White and Rad all over

Recently I purchased with a $10 gift card to Best Buy the latest album from the Hives entitled The Black and White Album. Since nothing really disappoints me about this Swedish 5 piece import, I had high expectations that this album would be amazing. Of course they fully delivered.
The first track and single off the record is Tick Tick Boom! This is by far one of the most catchiest songs of the year. It's such a loud and fun song to listen to. The second song Try It Again features some cheerleading yelling during the chorus. Very different for this band, but not different to the punk world (see Unwritten Law's F.I.G.H.T".  They actually have another spelling-choruse called T.H.E. H.I.V.E.S. as well!

One song that shows something different is A Stroll Through Hive Manor Corridors. It's 2:38 of a drum loop with some keyboard/moog parts.  A jazzy number on the Black and White album is Well All Right! Very toe-tapping and different. I like this one the more I hear it.
A strange Tim-Burton-esque song is Puppet On A String. This one features piano, possibly claves and large chimes. Very eery and unique. 

Overall, this album is a great addition to any collection. Whether you have nothing by The Hives, or this is the latest to add to collection, it's well worth picking up.


Friday, December 21, 2007

Can't you turn it off?

Look, I know this blog is supposed to be be about pop culture and in a way, this rant is. You see, I have many interests. Despite feeling myself more qualified than most to discuss music (check the degree, yo!), I'm a walking hockey encyclopedia.

I majored in music, I've played in several bands, I own several instruments, but my main passion is hockey.

The frustration that's been building has to do with my workplace.

It's the newsroom of a daily newspaper with a respectable circulation. We used to have a high turnover rate, where young reporters fresh from J-school (that's short for "journalism school") often bounce from paper to paper before settling down.

There also has been a trend of inside "promotion" from sports to news.

From being in this department seven years, I know of three managers who have moved "up" from sports editor positions and two reporters who have also moved into "real" news from the wonderful world of sports.

It seems that moving away from the Sports department is a promotion. Most people agree.

However, I know of two sports journalists - one who's been here 25+ years and another 10+ - who have not expressed any desire in covering anything else.

These two appear so very one-dimensional. They will engage people in conversation, mostly about college football/golf (the 25+year guy) and high school sports (the other one) giving off the appearance that they just don't know anything else.

Our local minor-pro baseball beat writer can talk about other stuff, and I know one of the high school writers used to cover agribusiness.

But these two people are so simple-minded in their quest to appear all-knowing. Granted, they know who to seek out with this stuff. There are many people here - especially ex-sports staffers - who want the diversion from stuff like city council meetings and shootings and will discuss these things at length with the "experts" who must be so cozy in the "wwos" that they refuse to be moved out.