The Twilight Vampires Are Just Plain Stupid

So this is totally unrelated to all things music, but it's getting on my nerves. The world is obsessed with the Twilight saga, as well as those series involving the emotional vampires that hardly look like some intimidating creatures of the. The main vampire character from the upcoming Twilight movie looks more like the distraught kid who just doesn't "fit" in school. I was always under the impression vampires were supposed to install fear and scare people into a run of terror. So with that in mind, I've come up with a list for your entertainment of infamous vampires that could easily take out the emotional "Edward".

The classic Dracula played by Bela Lugosi could easily frighten anyone. He's not hideous, but his eyes could scare you quickly & was hardly attractive compared to the teen vampires of today's movies and television shows.

Nosferatu. By far the scariest of monster creatures and he was made famous in SILENT movies! His face is just creepy by any standards. He's nasty, ugly and everything a so-called monster should be. The images of his silhouette on the wall with the long creepy nails is frightening! If it was possible, I'd love to see him take out the vampires in Twilight.

Count Chocula. Seriously, he's terrifying. Why? have you read the ingredients? His sugary breakfast food could easily rot out your teeth. He may not go after your neck, but he'll take out your teeth!

So there you have it. I have never read any of the Twilight books or are following the True Blood series. They can sit in the parking lot late Thursday evening awaiting for the movie to come out. I'll keep nice and warm in my warm bed.