Sunday, December 28, 2008

Straight to Hell M.I.A.!!!!

I'll admit it, I'm not always up to date with the latest singles in pop culture and music. Ask me anything about Lil' Wayne or T-Pain. I've heard of them, but mostly because they are always in trouble with the law. Anyway, I recently heard M.I.A.'s big single "Paper Planes" a lot lately, and found it resembling one of the greatest bands in the world (The Clash)'s song "Straight to Hell".
Yes, I understand rappers do "sampling". The song, aside from ripping off The Clash, is pretty stupid. The lyrics make absolutely no sense. I saw some videos of this small rapper, and she is absolutely terrible live. You can't understand what she is rapping. It may have something to do with that she is rapping over her song being played loudly over the speakers. Or maybe it's because she is terrible in general.
I don't know. No one will remember her in the next couple years 


Monday, December 22, 2008

Punk Rock Holiday songs

Everyone seems to love this time of the year. I despise the traditional holiday songs because at work, they play all day long. They rotate the same ones every time. It's enough to make you smash your head against a wall. Seriously. Well, thankfully, there are some pretty decent punk rock holiday songs that can help you through the holiday stress.

Auld Lang Syne-Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies (live)
Feliz Navidad-Voodoo Glow Skulls
Snake Oil Tanker-Alkaline Trio (acoustic)
The Grinch-Blue Meanies
Child on Christmas Day-Decibully

Happy holidays!


(these from 82)
"Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight) - The Ramones

"Blue Christmas" - Squirtgun

"Christmas (Baby please come home)" - New Bomb Turks

"White Christmas" - The Impossibles

"Grandma got runover by a reindeer" - Less Than Jake

and the greatest holiday song:

"Fairytale of New York" - The Pogues or No Use for a Name.

Friday, December 19, 2008

How do we mine for gold?

I was asked a few months ago how I discovered all the music I currently listen to. For those of us who despise top-40 rock radio, it's not that easy. Here are the main ways underground music-afficionadoes discover new artists:

1. Word of Mouth

Often, when we have friends or older siblings who enjoy the same music, they'll turn us onto a new band. I didn't grow up with an older sibling, so I discovered music that my friends were listening to. In my early teens, it was borrowing a Metallica or Sepultura cassette, taping it, then buying it as soon as I could afford it. In my late teens, it was my friend and ex-hockey teammate Pete who told me about Voodoo Glow Skulls and Unwritten Law when we first began discussing music. He was so correct about both, that I still listen to both bands to this day. My roommate in Minnesota used to have several thousand CDs and I could almost always find something new and interesting in his shelves.

2. Live experience

So often, we are blown away by an opening band at a show. We'd be there to see one group, but the opening band will be just as good or better and best yet, we may never had ever heard of them. AFI opened for the Offspring during their 1997 tour and that was the first time I ever heard of that then-hardcore band. One of my favourite underrated bands is Los Infernos. I happened upon them only because all the opening bands for the Invaders at the Globe in Milwaukee cancelled. Los Infernos were scheduled to play a 21-over show later that night and agreed to play the early set. I was probably the only person in the club that liked them, as the weren't a ska band like the Invaders.

3. Incest (the musical kind)

When a favourite band breaks up, members of that band scatter to form their own bands or join another band. It's easy to say "I liked Slapstick, I should try the band their singer formed after their breakup (Broadways) or maybe the band their bass player, guitar player and drummer formed? (Tuesday)" What about Joey Cape, the singer from Lagwagon, who keeps playing in different side projects like Bad Astronaut and his own solo deal? Since Lagwagon has so many fans, he's already got an eager fanbase when he wants to do something different.

4. Compilations

One of the best way for a label to advertise unknown bands is by issuing cheap compilations. I have countless comps I've purchased for $5 or less. When I began listening to punk, I basically bought something by every band on the "Survival of the Fattest" comp put out by Fat Wreck Chords.

5. Reputation of label

When I was young and had much disposable income, I would often order by mail every new CD from certain record labels because of their reputation for releasing good music. Asian Man Records and Fueled by Ramen used to have excellent bands and both labels got a lot of my money before their quality began to suck.

6. Used CD bins

Sometimes word-of-mouth comes from places other than trusted friends or relatives. The name of certain bands will stick in your head as something you might like based on a CD review so you file it away until that magic moment you find it in a used CD bin at Cheapo, Rasputin, Atomic or Amoeba. If it's cheap enough, why not take it home? You can always resell if you don't like it.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

California

Top 10 songs about people or places in California in no order:

"Berkeley Pier" - Tilt

"Hell looks a lot like L.A." - Less Than Jake

"Daly City Train" - Rancid

"San Francisco" - Alkaline Trio

"Goodbye California" - The Queers

"Los Angeles is Burning" - Bad Religion

"California Uber Alles" - Dead Kennedys

"Homesick" - Pennywise

"Down on Haley" - Nerf Herder

"She's from Salinas" - Sweet Baby

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Best guitarist in pop/punk music

Stephen Egerton of All/Descendents.



He's the underground's Angus Young, just with more than distorted blues scales.

And ALL is the most underrated band. Ever.